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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:00

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Are narcissists happy people generally?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
No way
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
No go.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
Then came..
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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