What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

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So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

No way

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

Still no good.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

Then came..

Still no good

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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